Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In January, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In June, I recruited [info]london_calling as a new cultist (30 points). Last week, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Yesterday, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]lostmuskrat (65 points). In March, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In April, I fed [info]tajmahal_maiden to a Shoggoth (250 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-630 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,

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